Fools & Flagons

F&F C2-E39 - Yeah well... You’re Adopted

The Tempests have a new home. Snail was set to work and managed to clean the whole of the kitchen area during the night, only to be thrown into the pantry of death to start working on cleaning out all of the rotten food. Kasumi found a weapon called Bah’Saito, an extraordinary weapon from her home country, and claimed it as her own. Once they were all awake, the Party paid a visit to Fern who informed them that their meeting with the King and the Archmage would take place around lunchtime. They also had the pleasure of meeting Emma, a gorgeous Half-Elf girl who was Fern’s assistant in his shop. To say they were shocked to discover that she was a princess of the kingdom would be a bit of an understatement. The meeting went fairly smoothly, the King seemed to like the group and their odd antics between themselves and the Archmage had a bit of fun messing with Brick’s mind. A contract was signed that permitted the Tempests to continue using the quasi-portal in the interests of furthering the Kingdom’s influence, trade, and information. Fern also arranged for a shipment of supplies to be delivered along the road to their location. Including wheels for the cart, food, and a pack animal to pull it. The party returned to the wagon to continue their day and plan their next steps.
 
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Whiskey Wednesdays - Ep9

We hope you this week's episode of Whiskey Wednesdays! In this episode we talk about: How to Read a Character Sheet and the Math Behind it all!
 
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F&F C2-E38 - The New & Improved Brick

The Tempests traveled through the pantry into the back storeroom of a place called The Magic Bean Café. Fern met the party and asked of the previous owner’s fate. The Tempests had few answers to give other than the wagon appeared to have been abandoned for some time. Fern informed them that he needed to seek an audience with the King and the Archmage to see what would be done with the quasi-portal. The party returned to the wagon to explore more and assess the damages. The party learned of a handy little slime that Vanera and Pez named “Snail”, that seemed to only want to clean. Brick and Zaan spent the remaining hours of daylight by felling trees and preparing for the grueling days of repairing the wagon ahead of them.
 
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FnF C2 Isa-OneShot - The Haunted Woods of Yutsushige

We hope you enjoy this longer "One Shot" within the Archeron Universe! A good friend wanted to get into D&D, so a One Shot was devised to give them a taste of the various aspects of D&D. We hope you enjoy this longer session as much as we had playing it!
      A rumor has spread that the burial site of a long dead Legendary Takatari War Hero, Yutaka Nori, was uncovered deep in the woods of the Yutsushige Lumber Yard area near the mountains. A few days after the news reached the capital city of Chunsu, all further contact with the archeological team ceased. A crew was sent to investigate a week later and also vanished without a trace. It was ruled that the two groups met their end at the claws of the creatures who dwell deep within the giant red wood forests.
      Weeks later, the workers of the Yutsushige Lumber Yard reported hearing distant wails coming from deep within the forest. They never found the source of the noise, but would occasionally find corpses of creatures with no visible wounds laying sprawled on the forest floor. It wasn’t until the workers themselves began to disappear in the middle of their shifts did the call go out for an adventuring team to be hired to investigate.
 
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Whiskey Wednesdays - Ep8

We hope you this week's episode of Whiskey Wednesdays! In this episode we talk about: Bladesinger Wizards, Wizardsinging Bards, Sorcerer Metamagic, Homebrew Stat Swapping, and Music and SFX!
 
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F&F C2-E37 - You’ve Got Snail

Daylight. Glorious daylight. AND GRASS!!! The Tempests emerged from the treacherous tunnel they’d been traveling through for nearly half a week. Zaan and Kasumi immediately reveled in finally being out of the desert by frolicking in the grass. Brick, confused by this spectacle tried to join in but made a Brick shaped crater instead. Vanera followed Klemon to a nearby guard shack while Pez looked around in mild shock at all the green. Vanera, with Klemon’s help, asked the guards stationed by the tunnel exit where they could hire a ship and found their best bet was in the Kingdom of Harpermere. The Tempests headed down the road, not bothering to ask directions, and soon found themselves giving chase as Hambjerger took off into the forest, an odd green glint in his eyes. The party found themselves in a small clearing with what looked like an abandoned house on wheels in the middle of it. Upon Brick knocking on the door of the wagon, a nearby set of boulders rose up from the ground to reveal a LARGE stone elemental with a pile of bones underneath it. The battle was short, and Kasumi was nearly killed with a single swing from the elemental. Brick, upon seeing his ally and friend nearly killed by the elemental, reduced it to a pile of rubble with a rage he’d not experienced before. Cautiously.. VERY cautiously thanks to Brick, the party investigated the wagon home. Kasumi stayed outside and laid as still as possible, deciding to wait and do nothing until her magic was returned to her. The interior of the wagon was insanely magical, bigger on the inside than it was on the outside, with trinkets and doodads scattered everywhere. One of these magical devices is a pantry.. That turned into a closet.. That turned into a doorway into another structure where Zaan was confronted by a silhouetted figure asking him, "Who the hell are ye?"
 
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F&F C2-Os1 - A Watery Adventure!

We hope you enjoy this "One Shot" Mini Adventure within the Archeron Universe! This is just part one, so keep an eye out for part two! (We'll get it done eventually. Scheduling conflicts suuuuuuuck...)
 
A joint effort between Romana and the Aztlans, the Ciopletor De Cer (Chiop-Li-Tor De Serr), or the Sky Carver, was created as a new way to trade between the nations over the mountains that bisect the continent. Your party was assembled by Tarquin in Ariminum, the capital city of Romana, for guard duty aboard the ship during its maiden voyage. The information about the ship has largely been kept a secret. Rumors say that it’s powered by magic to travel faster than a traditional ship. The job is standard for the party’s line of work: Protect the crew from sea creatures, pirate attacks, and keep everyone in line. They answer to the captain only. The pay is 500gp per person. Half up front, half upon successful return to Ariminum.
 
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Whiskey Wednesdays - Ep7

We hope you this week's episode of Whiskey Wednesdays! In this episode we talk about: What playing Pokémon in D&D would be like!
 
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F&F C2-E36 - Rock Me Like A Wagon Wheel

The party had inadvertently subdued the magical abilities of both Kasumi and Klemon, their kobold guide through the mountain tunnel. The daylight spell and perhaps the rocks thrown into the lake drew some unwanted attention and the party was assailed by a pair of basilisks. With more than a few close calls, the party came out victorious.. Almost.. During the fight, Kasumi succumbed to the blood of the basilisks and was turned to stone. The only hope to return Kasumi to the world of the living was through Klemon’s help. Through a joint effort between Vanera and Zaan, the pair were able to remove the curse subduing his magic. The use of a diamond, graciously provided by Zaan, was enough to lift the petrification from Kasumi who seemed disoriented, but otherwise unharmed. The party proceeded much more cautiously, and after a few hours of lewd jokes, they finally saw the literal light at the end of the tunnel.
 
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F&F C2-E35 - A Bit Of A Rocky Situation

Zaan and Kasumi’s meditating, along with the rest of the party’s restful sleep was rudely interrupted by the wall nearest them erupting in an explosion of burning rock and stone. A pair of brawling elementals had burst through into the tunnel the tempests traveled through. The ensuing battle was swift and decisive. The party decided to aid the Earth Elemental, as it seemed to have no desire other than to destroy the pair of fire elementals. It turned out that the Earth Elemental was actually a Kobold druid, named Klemon, whose job it was to keep the tunnel safe from intrusive creatures and monsters. Upon realizing that he was a few months over his contract, he offered to lead the group out of the tunnel since it was on his way. Accepting the offer, the Tempests set off with their helpful guide, avoiding a deadly patch of brown moss, and getting to see a beautiful underground lake.. While also nearly blinding their new friend and guide with a daylight spell. Vanera then inspected a nearby corpse wearing a curious piece of armor. With a rush of chilling magic, most of the party came out unscathed but for Kasumi and Klemon who seem to have had their magic suppressed for three days.
 
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